How deep can one celebrity sink without ever suffering consequences for her depravity?
Part of the answer is right here. I definitely breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing that Courtney Love's god-awful band "Hole" was defunct. Finally the world would be rid of that crass outspoken hag. Needless to say, as celebrity often does, Courtney simply would not go away. I read almost daily these days about how far the woman has fallen; she gets arrested for breaking windows at 5am in a cracked-out rage, she fails to show up to a court hearing about her alleged illegal painkiller possession, and then she "repeatedly exposes her breasts on Letterman." In attempting to portray herself as as Rock n' Roll Maverick, she has succeeded only in:
a) completely humiliating herself
b) being completely and utterly unaware of humiliating herself
c) turning on a whole new generation of teenagers to ugly fashion and bad music
d) not being a maverick at all but rather reinforcing a decades-old rock stereotype.
Bravo Courtney, bravo. Un-PC as this may be to say, but no wonder Kurt Cobain committed suicide. With an insane bitch like that at your side, wouldn't you? I'm kind of assuming by now that she has completely lost custody of her child, yes? I sincerely hope so. No child should grow up with a pathetic loser like Courtney Love as a mother. I hear her new album has been well-received. It's really too bad that she can succeed so well as a musician (which I commend) but fail so utterly as a fully-functioning human being!
So anyway, I don't like to (at least publicly) denigrate someone for their physical appearance, but take a look at that article and tell me she's not fucked up on something. Not very photogenic, that one. Or maybe it's just the constant stream of heroin or whatever she takes in her bloodstream.
I hear Trent Reznor of "Nine Inch Nails" (and Allegheny College, HAHA) fame dated her at some point. No wonder he writes music to inspire sinking into a deep dark hole.
Poor David Letterman. Did he really want to see those? Yeeks. Talk about late to the bandwagon, Courtney Love ... didn't Drew Barrymore do that to him about 2 or 3 years ago? I'm telling you, that guy sees more breasts than a mammogram technician!
Well at least I won't be anywhere near Courtney's home turf, seeing as I got rejected last night from Univ. Washington. My #1 school! Oh well. Bitter? Yeah. I guess that's why this rant isn't very funny. Sorry!
Maybe I'll go expose my hairy chest to David Letterman. Hell, it seems to do wonders for everyone else's careers! ;)