It's just like Carl!
Jackson Rhoads Custom Shop Polka Dot V
Just read the first review. Read it all the way through. All I can think of is Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force saying "I don't need no instructions to rock!"
Oh and make sure you don't miss the "metal sluts" getting wet part.
My god ...
"... that song was by Loverboy, and Loverboy has always sucked ..."