Musings of a Drunken Monk

For a long time now, I have wondered why Paris Hilton is such a big deal. Obviously, there was that porn video, which shouldn't have been a big deal anyway. But then there's money. I don't know why everyone gushes about her as if she's some deity. Did anyone notice that she's not hot at all? Goes to show, the simple act (or non-act, I guess) of having money fools people into thinking you're attractive.

I don't know about you, but the above picture to me looks like a sixty year old woman, not some goddess of beauty. No accounting for (bad) taste, I suppose.