January 19, 2005
A Country in the Toilet
And so here we are, "on the eve" of the most disappointing and disgusting Presidental Inauguration ever. And here is what represents our country: a Texas hick in fucking cowboy boots. We should let "the great nation of Texas" be exactly what it wants to be. With Texas out of the way, at least we couldn't have any more cowboy-wannabe presidents with the IQ of a mongoose. At least, none from Texas. Wait, I take that back. Mongeese (?) are pretty smart. George W Bush is a fucking rock.
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