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I Think I'm Turning Japanese ...

You knew it would happen sometime. Every Japan blogger in the universe has used that cheesy song (whatever it was) at some point.

Current indications:

  • I talk to myself about the weather. Repeating the word "寒い" (cold) as quickly and as many times as possible in one breath is somehow meant to clarify a fact that everyone already knows.
  • I begin to wonder when the train is more than a minute late. In Boston, there is no such thing even as a schedule. The train comes "when it comes."
  • Heated toilet seats have become not a luxury but a fact of life.
  • For me a meal without rice is not, in fact, a meal at all.
  • Saying "no thank you" is an exercise in extreme confusion by both parties.
  • I can bow while walking, running, biking, and talking on the phone.
  • Ramen is not a $0.15 grocery store item for college students ... it's a delectable feast.
  • I know myself as Jiya-soo-teen Na-row-kee (ジャスティンナロキ) rather than Justin Nawrocki.
  • I have learned the term "アメ車" (amesha) and use it with glee. It is a shortening of "amerikasha" which means "american car" which in turn is slang for "sucky and inefficient."
  • I see other foreigners on the train and can't help but stare.

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Comments

i love that song.

something from yesterday... i wanted to say 'sumimasen,' after going through a door first. instead i said, 'i'm sorry.'

Soon up is the follow-up article on why I am not yet Japanese. This may be included.

Your trains are late? Sucker.

So, when do we all get to find out that you're never coming back? :-)

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