Well, whatever, this isn't the most accurate, but hey ... it was fun to take the test for a little bit. Sadly, it does not predict the fact that I am an extreme lightweight due to the fact that not only would I rather partake in other substances but booze is too expensive in Japan. Humph!
| Bourbon Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (78). |
| Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test |
Every day, people stumble across this site (and a zillion others on the web of course) through a variety of search strings in all those search engines out there. My hosting service keeps track of the terms used in searches that brings people to the site. Here is an interesting breakdown:
53: ass
12: justin
11: iceland
8: government
8: hot
7: gladiators
7: leaning
7: pics
7: tower
6: spring
5: weed
4: mountains
4: korean
3: zen
3: people
3: images
3: dame
3: the
3: monk
3: pictures
3: notre
I left off lower searches. Notice, of course, the search for "ass" is more than four times more popular than that of the next most popular search.
Alternately, there are the strings that people used on the search for this specific site (www.shock-e.com). Unsurprisingly, pervy searches rank supreme. I suppose if I really want traffic, all I need to do is put a lot of dirty words up. Here are some sample searches on this site, courtesy of the site log:
"ass" (by far the most popular)
"anal" (duh)
"sex" (duh x2)
"man boobs" (no, I'm not kidding)
"miss sixty" (what?)
"squat" (that's disgusting)
"panties" (... sigh ...)
Yep, as if I didn't know it all along. All the Apple fiends' talk about benevolent underdog Apple "thinking different" becomes more and more a big stinky pile of poo. The fact of the matter is, they're no better than good ol' Microsoft. All the more reason for me to stay the hell away from iTunes, which is a shitty program to begin with.
Boing Boing: Apple steals iTunes customers' paid-for rights to stream