I bet it smells like hippies
Some people in South Dakota are selling candles that "smell like The Lord."
NBC10.com - News - Couple Sells Candles That Smell Like Jesus
What do you think Jesus smells like? I think he smells like sweaty dirt. After all, who has time to bathe when you're out spreading the good word of the Lord (and performing miracles on the side)?
Next up, L'Eau du Moses cologne.
From (as usual) Boing Boing.