Masturbate-a-thon?
Did you know that this month is (supposedly, and obviously not endorsed by George Bush and his stagnant cronies) National (in the US?) Maturbation Month. Hey, it was enough to get me to read the article, at least. Not, uh, mind you, that I would do such a thing ... ...
"I'm so lame ..."

Comments
It's actually International, so you can do it here, too, apparently.
Posted by: Will | May 9, 2005 11:18 PM
Oh really? Well then, what am I waiting for?
Er I mean ...
Posted by: Justin | May 10, 2005 12:12 AM
Pluck, pluck, pluck away
Pluck away all day...
Posted by: jansen | May 12, 2005 2:21 AM