I have a small ass!
Today I was informed by a group of students that I have a small ass. I already knew this, but damn ... to have people other than my close friends reminding me of my embarrassingly small ass ... well it was a lovely conversation.
Then they wondered why women have bigger asses. I told them "so I can appreciate them."
Just kidding. I told them the whole "having babies" reason.
Comments
"Other than close friends" nothin'!
You got told by a buch of Japanese high schoolers that you had no ass! That's the pot goin', "Hey there, midnight!" to the kettle!
Posted by: Will | November 4, 2005 1:11 PM
lucky bastard
Posted by: won | November 4, 2005 2:06 PM
It used to be a lot bigger...
until you left half of it in front of Baldwin in an unfortunate rollerblading accident several years ago :)
Posted by: oldefezziwig | November 5, 2005 6:16 AM
HA!
I had completely forgotten about my unfortunate ass-located street pizza incident.
Posted by: Justin | November 5, 2005 8:25 AM
You don't really think women have big(ger) bottoms because they have babies do you? Because that is so not a reason. Skinny ass women have kids too.
Posted by: Michelle | November 5, 2005 12:01 PM
It's true!
Even skinny-ass women have wider hips, as compared to the rest of their bodies, than equally skinny-ass men. The pelvis is designed differently (wider and some other stuff mixed in) to allow passage during childbirth. It's also why women can do certain things with their legs/hips that men can't hope to do, simply because of the different design in the pelvis.
Additionally, as men have certain areas they deposit their fat (belly, love handles), women deposit their body fat in the hips (and other places), to be stockpiled for when they are pregnant and use so much more energy.
Posted by: Justin | November 5, 2005 2:55 PM
better to have a small ass than to be a tight ass or a jackass....dad
Posted by: dad | November 6, 2005 4:51 AM