I'm coming more and more to realize that my life wouldn't be half as interesting if I didn't teach at the 工業 (kogyo: technical) school. Recently, just about every day I have an interesting story to tell about my one daily class I teach there. Naturally today was no exception.
I went to class and my partner teacher informed me that the students were tired due to "Judo day" which was yesterday. I guess they just spent all day throwing each other around in the gym (that, after all, is what Judo is about). So he wanted to make class 10 minutes shorter, as well as do nothing. Being that I need his help to get anything done in the class, I accepted and we started a class which involved me talking to students, handing out my handout, and going to the bathroom.
It was into the bathroom that one of the students followed me. I was mid-piss, and assuming he would just do the same, continued to piss. But apparently he wanted to talk. About my equipment. After inspecting it. Most people know that it's very difficult to force yourself to stop pissing. I had a good one built up, so naturally by the time I was able to pinch off, he had gotten a long hard look at my junk. Waving him away was pointless, as was trying to cover myself properly. In the end, he was amazed that I had no foreskin. He said "because you're a foreigner?" I agreed to make it simpler (plus, though I know the word for foreskin, I really didn't want to discuss the percentages and rationale of circumcision in the USA. Now that I think of it, I think he was wondering if foreigners just don't have foreskins.
I didn't even get to finish my piss, I was so intent on leaving that bathroom.
Comments
lol wtf that is crazy. you let him inspect it? didn't u sumemasen him?
Posted by: won | November 12, 2005 1:49 AM
Oh my...
That is amusing. I just don't know what else to say. Damn that must have been awkward! I wonder if you'll be the talk of the school now? :-)
That's so damn weird... I guess you're life is never boring these days, huh?
Posted by: jansen | November 12, 2005 1:57 AM
sheez, it seems like japanese kids trying to check out their teachers' penises is a common problem. check out this story:
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher1.html
actually, if you havent seen that site yet, he has tons of pretty funny stories about teaching in japan. like this one too: http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher26.html
*v
Posted by: vlad | November 12, 2005 7:55 AM
didn't u sumemasen him?
Of course I told him to back the F off, but that doesn't work with this school's students. So I gave in and let him look.
I wonder if you'll be the talk of the school now?
With any luck, his miniscule attention span will come into play here. Without such luck, by the end of the week everybody in school will know the details of my member.
Posted by: Justin | November 12, 2005 9:28 AM
You're right, http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher26.html is a great one. That site is pretty (new word alert!) amusatastic.
Posted by: Justin | November 12, 2005 9:36 AM
wow that site is gold, lot of funny stuff. 'kancho sense' is pretty hilarious.
hope you guys never have to explain 'shrinkage' to them, like george constanza had to.
Posted by: won | November 12, 2005 11:31 AM
question: what is the octopus?
Posted by: won | November 12, 2005 1:09 PM
i am in a bit of posting frenzy, but it's friday night and i am sadly on the internet, forgive me :(.
but you guys have any other links to blogs/sites like justin's and this outpost nine guy? I haven't been as entertained in a while. This Moeko Owl post was especially great: http://outpostnine.com/editorials/owl.html
Posted by: won | November 12, 2005 2:03 PM
i don't get it, why didn't you just explain women *can't* have foreskins JUSTINA...
Posted by: Kungfutrip | November 14, 2005 12:22 AM